"PROP GLOP" means "Hasta La Vista, Barnacles"

Two years ago, I was on a mission. Actually, mission is the wrong word, more like "personal vendetta". It all started after I had spent some hundreds of dollars, dozens of hours, and handfuls of mustard seeds preparing my 38' houseboat for the inevitable barnacle onslaught she would face in the Indian River on Florida's sunny East coast. Like many boaters, I had read all the magazines, searched through all the online forums, and sifted through all the friendly dockyard scuttlebutt to find the solution. Making my informed decision, I bought the best bottom paint I could find and applied it to everything on and below the waterline. I even applied a mixture of cayenne pepper and bottom paint to my I/O as per an online forum. After many, many hours applying barnacle armor, she was ready for a victorious year. Or so I thought. Four weeks later, her bootstripe had green tiger stripes and her running gear looked like a cauliflower! Even as I had taken her out every weekend to try and "wash" away what might have been growing (again, a boating forum recommendation) her maximum 6 knots couldn't outrun the vicious little buggers. Everything I had done did very little against the barnacles. At that moment, I vowed to produce a solution that would work. That's when Moby-Cool.com developed PROP GLOP, a revolutionary weapon against barnacles. Conveniently packaged in a hand-held applicator, PROP GLOP can be APPLIED UNDER WATER! Its unique formula give it adhesive qualities that prevent it from washing off of your running gear while offering environmentally safe, renewable, and effective antifouling protection at a very affordable cost. You can check out PROP GLOP here, or at www.moby-cool.com. Now, YOU can say "Hasta la vista, Barnacles!"